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A Redneck Christmas - Christmas Poem

Popular Videos – Hilarious Redneck Christmas poem.Now CLIFFORD! Now VERNON! Now LESTER and ENUS! On FESTUS! On ELMER! On ROSCOE and CLETUS!

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2006-12-20 13:10:13
STONERS
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Now CLIFFORD! Now VERNON! Now LESTER and ENUS!

On FESTUS!� On ELMER!� On ROSCOE and CLETUS!

OMG-ROFLMAO!!!!

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Rating: +2 (+2/-0) | 2006-12-20 13:10:43
STONERS
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU REDNECKS! MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL... YEE HAWWWW!

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2006-12-20 13:56:58
dlb1416
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Git er done STONERS.........

Merry Christmas

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Rating: +2 (+2/-0) | 2006-12-20 14:03:02
STONERS
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lol!!! happier than a tornado in a trailer park:}:}

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2006-12-20 14:15:47
kriicket
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lol ! thanks....i think...

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Rating: +0 (+0/-0) | 2008-06-26 19:59:10
hotdrhot
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Well done

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2006-12-20 14:28:49
Uncle Dave
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What was that fat guy doing with those sheep? I hope his intentions were honorable.

Season's Bleatings Baaaaaaaaaaaa.

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Rating: +2 (+2/-0) | 2006-12-20 14:43:49
STONERS
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well you know what they say about the sheep--- YEE HAWWWW!

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2006-12-20 15:14:43
Uncle Dave
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Goats have handles!

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Rating: +2 (+2/-0) | 2006-12-20 15:19:37
STONERS
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lol-eeeeeeww!!! a little horny too:}:}

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2006-12-20 16:03:36
Uncle Dave
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No butts about it.

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2006-12-20 14:50:05
1basque1
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Auhhh man, you didn't have to go and bring up them thar sheep now did ya???Poor lil ol woolie boogers...I's just loves em ????LMAO,No more smokie for U!!!

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2006-12-20 15:18:10
Uncle Dave
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What's for supper?

Mutton honey.

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2006-12-20 15:41:25
1basque1
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Rolled stuffed leg of lamb!!YUUUMMYY!!!

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2006-12-20 16:02:56
Uncle Dave
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I'll bring the wine.

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Rating: +2 (+2/-0) | 2006-12-20 14:42:45
STONERS
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lmao-here it comes....ding ding ding

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2006-12-20 15:16:29
Uncle Dave
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I gotta go get something to eat.

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Rating: +2 (+2/-0) | 2006-12-20 15:20:24
STONERS
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see ya Uncle Dave. Dont eat to much:}:}

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2006-12-20 19:48:18
Uncle Dave
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Ewe should know that.

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Rating: +0 (+0/-0) | 2006-12-23 01:30:06
Uncle Dave
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Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2006-12-20 15:47:16
1basque1
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You need to be punished STONERS....We are gonna have a time out for U*****ding ding ding

Smakin that ash****

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Rating: +2 (+2/-0) | 2006-12-20 18:09:56
STONERS
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(((Smakin that ash))) ROFLMAO!!!!

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Rating: +4 (+4/-0) | 2006-12-20 16:58:33
Eagle Eye
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High Stoners!! LMAO, that is seriously funny!! I needed a good laugh.

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Rating: +5 (+5/-0) | 2006-12-20 17:40:55
greenmac
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A Christmas song for those that are one with the HERB

COUGHING AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE

Coughing around the Christmas tree

With the Christmas party dope.

Mistletoe hung where you can see,

everyone stops there for a toke.

Rocking around and getting high,

let the Christmas spirit ring.

Later we'll have some pumpkin pie

and we'll do some caroling.

You will get a sentimental

feeling when you hear

Pass that joint and let's be jolly,

deck the halls with boughs of holly

Okay the next verse is up to you!

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Rating: +4 (+4/-0) | 2006-12-20 18:54:23
greenmac
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You have traveled to Nepal..LOL

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2006-12-20 19:07:01
greenmac
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LOL

I expect a tune from you and Eagle

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2006-12-20 19:33:07
greenmac
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Ohm Manhe Padme Ohm.....

Ok give up

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Rating: +4 (+4/-0) | 2006-12-20 19:19:57
Eagle Eye
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Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer,

Had a very shinny nose,

Every time he smoked some,

It got shinier.....and he glowed

Then one Christmas day Santa came to say,

Rudolph with your nose so bright,

Think you could give Santa a joint in the sleigh tonight?

Rudolph passed the bong around

And all the other reindeers loved him

Jumped around with happiness and glee

Rudolph with your nose so bright

You'll go down in history for making Santa so jolly and

giving him the munchies to eat all those Christmas cookies

o.k., that was quick and on the spot.

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Rating: +4 (+4/-0) | 2006-12-20 19:27:48
Eagle Eye
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LOL, thank you gord.....getting myself into the spirit!

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Rating: +4 (+4/-0) | 2006-12-20 19:30:46
greenmac
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Aplauding...Great!!!!!!

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2006-12-20 19:36:31
greenmac
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You will go down in history for that one....LMAO

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2006-12-20 19:43:18
greenmac
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Thatwas great....wish your daughter well

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Rating: +4 (+4/-0) | 2006-12-20 19:44:58
Eagle Eye
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GB, great one!!

LMAO, ok, I have to think about this hhhmmm,

Jingle Bong, Jingle Bong, Jingle all the way

Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh,

Hey, Jingle Bong, Jingle Bong, Jingle all the way

Just take a hit, sit back and relax, the horse knows the way, hey..

Hope your daughter is well by morning!!

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Rating: +4 (+4/-0) | 2006-12-20 19:02:38
Eagle Eye
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That is great GM!

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Rating: +6 (+6/-0) | 2006-12-20 19:04:38
greenmac
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Silver Bongs...Silver Bongs

Soon it will be Christmas Day.

Hear the guys cough...hear the plants talk.

Its natures good way.

Everybodys reaaaady for Christmas.

Pastry shops...Pastry shops!

See the chocolate...see the creams.

I hope they taste as good as they seem

Everybodys ready for Christmas!

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Rating: +5 (+5/-0) | 2006-12-20 19:12:03
greenmac
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Sung to the tune of FROSTY THE SNOWMAN

MT and stonnnnnner!

Were a very happy guys....

With two red eyes..and a happy smiles

And posting on the fly!

Hempy..hemp hemp... ..hempy...hemp..hemp

Look at these guys go!

Hempy..hemp hemp... ..hempy...hemp..hemp

Goin with the flow

MT and stonnnnner!

With two brown fingers,

And an awful coughs!

Laughing through the night!

Hempy..hemp hemp... ..hempy...hemp..hemp

Look at these guys go!

Hempy..hemp hemp... ..hempy...hemp..hemp

Goin with the flow

They must have found... some thc in that old hemp bag tonight.

For as they put it to their lips....I heard them holler..... WHOA!

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Rating: +4 (+4/-0) | 2006-12-20 19:21:35
Eagle Eye
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LMAO...

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Rating: +5 (+5/-0) | 2006-12-20 19:23:45
greenmac
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I guess i have issues....or have done damage in the 70's...LOL

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Rating: +4 (+4/-0) | 2006-12-20 19:24:42
Eagle Eye
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Passing to you on the left hand side...

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2006-12-20 19:36:35
1basque1
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Ahhhh yes, the left handed cigarettes...

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Rating: +1 (+1/-0) | 2006-12-20 21:58:30
STONERS
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ROFLMAO!!! You people are nuts:}:}:}

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Rating: +2 (+2/-0) | 2006-12-22 17:10:41
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Dashing through the fields

In a freaked out Chevrolet

Oh what fun it is to ride

Toking all the way

Jingle bells

The drug war smells

Santa's on his way

Oh what fun we'll have this year

When we bake and fly away.

Whew!...I GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS!

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Rating: +2 (+2/-0) | 2006-12-22 17:16:18
mntnman444
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er...I'm sorry...what was the question??

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2006-12-20 19:24:40
greenmac
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Hi there Eagle..great to see you back...all the best

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2006-12-20 19:26:26
Eagle Eye
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High there GM, good to be back......thank you

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2006-12-20 19:38:56
greenmac
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Eagle...I have to say...gordon just beat the heck out of us with that post!

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Rating: +2 (+2/-0) | 2006-12-20 19:48:26
Eagle Eye
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LOL, we sure would have fun trying!

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Rating: +2 (+2/-0) | 2006-12-20 19:47:51
greenmac
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pick a song

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Rating: +2 (+2/-0) | 2006-12-20 19:50:02
Eagle Eye
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your expecting me to think!!

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Rating: +2 (+2/-0) | 2006-12-20 19:51:35
greenmac
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LOL...LMAO......

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