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On the eve of the Sears Classic 500, legendary NASCAR coach Dan Amon shares his strategy for driving really fast in ovals.

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    ind061 year, 2 months ago

    You see, these complicated instructions are why I could never be a NASCAR driver. Well, that and I don't have a license...

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      BronxBomber1 year, 2 months ago

      Kinda makes me wonder how they warm up before a race..Do they need the same type of instructions when they have to go to the bathroom for instance?

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    kriicket1 year, 2 months ago

    I'll have to pass this along to my favorite driver... ;-)

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      endtyranny1 year, 2 months ago

      Oooohhh. See, I've been using the slow and steady strategy. It hasn't paid off.

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        STONERS1 year, 2 months ago

        LMAO!!! Im a big NASCAR Fan and if all this is involved then forget it--lol-lol thanks for the laughs ind06...

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          ind061 year, 2 months ago

          You're welcome STONERS :)

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          natashas1 year, 2 months ago

          LEFT, LEFT, STOP!

          You hit it ind06, Great submission! LOL!

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          uncle-dave1 year, 2 months ago

          I don't want to sound like a "no it all", but I did know about the drive fast thing. That turn left thing was pretty insightful though.

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          itsme21 year, 2 months ago

          OMG no way! no wonder ive been so confused all this time I thought we turned right!

          Thanks Indy what would I do without you!

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            Ciera-Marie1 year, 2 months ago

            Very handy. Thanks ind.

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              1basque11 year, 2 months ago

              ROGER, go straight and fast..Straight and fast ...

              I just love a man whose straight and fast. ~!~

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                uncle-dave1 year, 2 months ago

                By fast, do you mean?

                1. done in comparatively little time; taking a comparatively short time: a fast race; fast work.

                or;

                2. firmly fixed in place; not easily moved; securely attached.

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                Formidable1 year, 2 months ago

                I find the hurrieder I go, the behinder I get.

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                  kriicket1 year, 2 months ago

                  that sounds like me......wait, where'd everybody go??

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                  kctrixter1 year, 2 months ago

                  Ok, I have some friends that race, and there are some very important strategies that aren't mentioned ( obviously they don't want anyone to know) I know I should just keep this to myself, but the hell with it. Don't hit the other cars, it slows you down, and if all the other cars are coming toward you, your going the wrong way.

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                    Harbeas1 year, 2 months ago

                    Another ringing endorsement for the pure excitement of car racing....not.

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                      MntnWllm1 year, 2 months ago

                      funny find!

                      It's why I prefer (respect?) road course races....Much more skill required to turn right, left AND go straight. Not to mention the whole clutch deal.

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                        2sidestoeverything1 year, 2 months ago

                        LOL! now I see the importance of a NASCAR coach.

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                          drboor1 year, 2 months ago

                          lol! funny find!

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                            Rinty1 year, 2 months ago

                            Good one. Funny :)))))

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