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Posted By ind06 10 months, 2 weeks ago in Arts & Entertainment
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Sonia Klax, putting your words in her mouth!

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    ind0610 months, 2 weeks ago

    And she did think enough of the guy to pay to hire a professional mouthpiece. She could've just left a sticky note on the front door.

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      CactusAnnie10 months, 2 weeks ago

      Ind06, oh no, low blow. Sonia Klax is a woose! That was petty funny though!

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    cowboygrandpa10 months, 2 weeks ago

    ind06: That is so much easier to do before you get married. After you are married your professional mouthpiece's cost by the hour. The two of them get together and decide how to wring the most money out of the whole thing for both of them. That guy was lucky. The girl didn't want to take him to the cleaners first. Ha Ha ha Ha Ha ha HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA.

    Thanks for the humor.

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      uncle-dave10 months, 2 weeks ago

      As they say cowboygrandpa, "love is grand, divorce is about a hundred grand!"

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      ind0610 months, 2 weeks ago

      You're welcome, cowboygrandpa :)

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      natashas10 months, 2 weeks ago

      She had high expectations!

      Good in bed, needed a job, and a car!

      Who could live up to those standards?

      He should be glad it is over, lol!

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        BronxBomber10 months, 2 weeks ago

        BOY!!!

        That book looked as big as "War & Peace" when he just asked a simple question: "Why?" he was being dumped don't it? She could've gone on ad infinitum on his defects of character.

        8oS

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          greenmac10 months, 2 weeks ago

          What ever happened to th "Dear John" Email with the financial requirements attachment.

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            Netwit10 months, 2 weeks ago

            Are you kidding? That is soooo 1990's!

            ;~)

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            icono110 months, 2 weeks ago

            Wow! I think I was read the same thing about 2 wks ago. But I have my own car...needs to be fixed as soon as I get the money but I have it. I think?

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              itsme210 months, 2 weeks ago

              Oh man, is it really that much after your married?!?!

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