Romney Candidate Most Voters Want To Get In Bar Fight With »
Posted by: ind06 8 months, 3 weeks agoTHE ONION NEWS NETWORK - According to a new survey, whether a candidate seems like they could take a sucker punch in a drunken brawl is extremely important to voters.
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ind068 months, 3 weeks ago
I just can't see getting in an argument over an illegally ricocheted shot with ANYONE but Romney. I'm sure it would be quite enjoyable to duck a pool cue swung by that man. Still, I'm undecided, Hillary Clinton looks like she could deliver a wicked knee to the groin when I wasn't paying attention and I think that's the sort of person that really demands respect on the international stage. My friends say McCain's old, but I'll bet he could still throw a good punch and you KNOW Kucinich could shout out some really devastating insults while he was running away from you.
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Radiofreeeuropa8 months, 3 weeks ago
I think Rudy might have one his boys knife you, Thompson would likely steal your wallet, John Edwards would sue, and Obama would likely negotiate a truce. So yeah, Romney would be best.
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cowboygrandpa8 months, 3 weeks ago
I think Kucinich would surprize the hell out you and deliver a flying front snap kick with his boot heel to the nose. Hillary would freeze you with the same look that sent Bill packing. Guliani would talk you to death explaining how he handled the 9/11 situation so handily. Mitt would just take the punch spit out a tooth and smile that smile of death coming closer. Edwards would pull out his law books and explain that you are under arrest. Advise you to get a lawyer. Then sue the bar owner for allowing dangerous people in his business. Thompson would act like he is fighting you with his blows landing short of the mark as you kicked his as*. Obama might try to sucker punch you once he got you calmed down. Any way thats the way I see it. LOL HAhahahahahahahaha
ind06: Thanks for the humor and heads up.
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GrainOfSand8 months, 2 weeks ago
Cowboy: NO, Ol' Dennis would sick his 6 foot tall wife on anyone who threatened Dennis! She'd probably win, too!
Fred Thompson's wife's boobs would make a great weapon, too, considering they are probably all silicone and very durable.
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mdvaldosta8 months, 3 weeks ago
How about we put them all in a bar and have them sort it out...
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bugluver8 months, 3 weeks ago
Although he is getting old don't count out John McCain. That's a man that can take a beating. I would rather be on the bad side of a biker bar than the Hanoi Hilton. President that's another question maybe sectary of defense.
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uncle-dave8 months, 3 weeks ago
Yeah, I think Romney would be a great guy to get into a bar fight with. I would walk up behind him give him a big "dope slap" on the back of his head and when he turns around and gives me that less than sincere smile I'd just have to muss up his hair. I think that's the only way I could get him really riled up enough to fight. You couldn't do that with Rudy. And I agree with cowboygrandpa, I'd want Kucinich watchin' my back.
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itsme28 months, 3 weeks ago
I can only hope that when they do the reality show, which is bound to happen, they remember to invite that Ron Paul guy who I still dont know who really is!
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toph19738 months, 3 weeks ago
If Cheney showed up I'd have your back. I'd love to beat that man within an inch of his life. Then do it all over again.
Of the candidates I'd love to kick the crap out of Ghouliani. Him, and that pedophile preist that he employes. Actually the pedophile preist would get some sort of Pulp Fiction type of torture. LOL.
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truthiness8 months, 3 weeks ago
Thunder Dome
16 candidates enter, 1 candidate leaves
16 candidates enter, 1 candidate leaves
16 candidates enter, 1 candidate leaves
(chanting crowd of Australian post nuke holocaust misfits banging on steel cage not- included)
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GrainOfSand8 months, 2 weeks ago
I didn't think Mormon's were allowed to drink alcohol, much less go to bars. Heck, they can't even drink stuff with caffiene in them.
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