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Posted by: ind06 4 months, 3 weeks ago

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I'm you at age 45... and 46... and 12...

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ind064 months, 3 weeks ago

Ah, the Nintendo cheat code for "infinite lives" revisited at the end, how meta!
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cowboygrandpa4 months, 3 weeks ago

Wow!! Whatever he's taking I don't want. LOL
Good one ind06
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  ind064 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  Thanks cowboygrandpa :)
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BronxBomber4 months, 3 weeks ago

OMG! What did our Uncle Dave do with his nephew? Nothing like Deja vu-ing with you're doppelganger...
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  Rinty4 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  I for one, do not believe that was 'our' Uncle Dave. That was an actor with an English accent... Our Uncle Dave is a Cheasapeakian American, a species that never uses the word 'yoohoo'...hell, they can't even say Baltimore right...they say Bawlamer.
  Thank you for your support. )you're welcome Uncle Dave(
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    Beau78904 months, 3 weeks ago
    
    That IS Uncle Dave! He told his nephew he wouldn't touch...he was "just a-peekin'."
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      ind064 months, 3 weeks ago
      
      Beau7890, this is you, five minutes from now, for God's sake, whatever you do, DON'T say "That IS Uncle Dave!"
      Oh... nevermind... I'm, uh, sure everything will be fine...
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        uncle-dave4 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        What's a Cheasapeakian American?
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        Rinty4 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        A 'Chesapeakian American' is what I meant...my spell check is programmed for metric spelling.
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesapeake_Bay
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        Beau78904 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        D'oh! Too late, Beau plus 5 minutes!
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    Beeboppin714 months, 3 weeks ago
    
    We've established in a previous thread that Uncle Dave is the English Professor Henry Higgins. I can definitely hear him saying 'yoohoo' and doubt highly that he's into 12 year old boys. BUT he has been heard asking the question, "Why can't a woman be more like a man?"
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      Rinty4 months, 3 weeks ago
      
      Oh ya, you're right...I forgot about the Professor Higgins connection ... he would most definitely say yoohoo!...thanks BB71.
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        Beau78904 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        We ALL ask that question, Bee.
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        uncle-dave4 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        Now boys, I'm sure that there are a lot of Uncle Daves out there, and some of them may do bad things to their nephews. I find it necessary to let you know how hurt and disappointed you've made me feel (and you know HOW I CAN BE when I'm disappointed). So I think you should return the bags of candy that I sent both of you, however you may keep the Buster Brown and Little Bo Peep outfits, with matching wigs.
        Oh, you can forget about the trip to MJ's Neverland Ranch! That's only for GOOD boys!
        Any further communication should be sent to my attorney Byrun T. Farthammer
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        Beau, this is how I'll always remember you..sniff sniff..;-(
        http://www.buycostumes.com/Search_All_bo peep/Categ...
        
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        BronxBomber4 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        That's true! As a matter of fact, Uncle Dave said to me once that he was through with his hobby, quite simply because he was running out of places to hide the bodies.
        ;o)
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        Beau78904 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        Sorry Uncle Dave. I too was confused by Rinty's comment that you were a "Cheasapeakian American." But now that my future (now past) self has told me he meant you were a She's-a-speakin' American instead of a Just a-peekin' American, it's all good. Besides, I ate the candy this morning, and I won't let you repossess it. Thanks for the Bo Peep outfit too.
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        Rinty4 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        I have learned my lesson...I will never attempt to spell that word again :)))
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        uncle-dave4 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        You need a BAWLMER dictionary, Hon!
        
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        Rinty4 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        I've seen it...it's hilarious, I forgot that everyone calls everyone Hon and they love to sit on their stoop and watch the world go by...My sister lives in Bawlmer and works in Towson...It's great down there...A table full of crab cooked with Old Bay seasoning and pitchers of beer...
        It's good to be a (place word here I will never spell again)
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        uncle-dave4 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        Lemme know when you visit your sister in Bawlmer, Hon! Maybe we'll go out for some beer n' crayubs!
        
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        Rinty4 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        I will for sure. That would be great.
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        Beeboppin714 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        Why don't you try on that Bo Peep outfit so we can all see how cute you look in it. I'm a Just-A-Peeking American. And shame on you for not sharing that candy!
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        uncle-dave4 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        I assure you Bee that he looks ducky!;-)
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        Beau78904 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        Bee! I TOLD you NEVER to put that picture up here! I'm missing my bonnet and cane!
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        Beeboppin714 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        Forgive me darling. I just couldn't resist. I wanted the world to see the man behind the eye.
        Oh, for those who missed it the first time, here it is again!
        http://mysite.orange.co.uk/journalspace/Transve...
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        Beau78904 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        Careful...you don't really want me to post the one of you in the sheep costume, do you?
        Bad enough you're not getting any of that special candy I have here for you...
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        uncle-dave4 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        I thought you ate the candy?
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        Beau78904 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        I wasn't talking about the candy you sent me.
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        Beeboppin714 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        Beau, "We ALL ask that question, Bee."
        Here's a hottie for ya!
        http://mysite.orange.co.uk/journalspace/Transve...
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        uncle-dave4 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        OMG!!!!!
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        Rinty4 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        Geez Uncle Dave, the colour's not THAT bad.
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        Beeboppin714 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        I thought the pink looked quite nice on her. Some people can be so mean.
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        Rinty4 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        And 0 sensitivities...
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        uncle-dave4 months, 3 weeks ago
        
        You're right Rinty, the color wasn't bad. It just wasn't him!
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jordan114 months, 3 weeks ago

huh?
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