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McCain To Replace Secret Service With His Bare Fists
Popular Videos – THE ONION NEWS NETWORK - John McCain claims that if elected he would save the taxpayers millions by eliminating the Secret Service and kicking some all by himself.
McCain was rushed from the stage as his upper body appeared to swell, ripping open his shirt and exposing skin some witnesses called "greenish". As he was taken from the hall, Senator McCain was heard to roar, "McCain SMASH!"
McCain's latest press release includes asking the Fantastic Four to police Iraq (saving us roughly $225 billion a year), Batman and Wonder Woman to take over in Afghanistan (the Bat Plane and WW's invisible jet will replace the Air Force and Navy jets), and Aquaman to replace the SEALs.
Now, if we could just get Tony Stark to fly CAP over Korea...
Naked and a knife. Hell he'd scare Obama to death. LOL
I remember putting a cigarette out in the palm of my hand when some punks were talking trash. They looked at me like I was crazy and kind of eased away. LOL
McCain was rushed from the stage as his upper body appeared to swell, ripping open his shirt and exposing skin some witnesses called "greenish". As he was taken from the hall, Senator McCain was heard to roar, "McCain SMASH!"
McCain's latest press release includes asking the Fantastic Four to police Iraq (saving us roughly $225 billion a year), Batman and Wonder Woman to take over in Afghanistan (the Bat Plane and WW's invisible jet will replace the Air Force and Navy jets), and Aquaman to replace the SEALs.
Now, if we could just get Tony Stark to fly CAP over Korea...
Great story, Ind06!
But wonder woman would have to wear one of those awful black head -to-toe burkas.
But it would be a SKIN TIGHT black head to toe burka! YOW!