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Posted by: ind06 2 months, 1 week ago

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THE ONION NEWS NETWORK - A recent survey of children found that they are overwhelmingly opposed to increased doctor visits and vaccinations.

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ind062 months, 1 week ago

In Related News: "Majority Of Children Anti-School, Pro-Recess; Government Funding To Be Accordingly Adjusted"
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uncle-dave2 months, 1 week ago

Most kids say that doctors would get their lights punched out if they gave vaccinations to adults.

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  ind062 months, 1 week ago
  
  They should tell the doctor to stick it!
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    uncle-dave2 months, 1 week ago
    
    Ouch!
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BronxBomber2 months, 1 week ago

But who's gonna hold the kids down while the Dr. is giving them a shot?
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  ind062 months, 1 week ago
  
  That's what nurses are for, big burly nurses.
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    BronxBomber2 months, 1 week ago
    
    Preferably the ones from the Ukraine.
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      uncle-dave2 months, 1 week ago
      
      The ones that couldn't make it in the NFL!
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        BronxBomber2 months, 1 week ago
        
        & are now Teamsters truck drivers..
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cowboygrandpa2 months, 1 week ago

Kids' started to paint signs that say hell no we won't go. If the slogan was good enough for grandpa it's good enough for us. LOL
good one ind06
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  ind062 months, 1 week ago
  
  Thanks cowboygrandpa :)
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  ind062 months, 1 week ago
  
  I thought that was the shot!
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2sidestoeverything2 months, 1 week ago

I still have flash backs from being taken to the doctors when I was young and them tell me this won't hurt a bit and then they'd jab me with a huge needle and offer me a measly lollypop. . . . .
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  cowboygrandpa2 months, 1 week ago
  
  LOL
  Yeah like the lollypop was worth it. I was holding out out for jelly beans.
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  ind062 months, 1 week ago
  
  Better than getting jabbed with a lollipop and handed a syringe...
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BronxBomber2 months, 1 week ago

Kids just don't wanna feel 'needled' into it.
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  ind062 months, 1 week ago
  
  That's a pretty sharp comment there, BB!
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    BronxBomber2 months, 1 week ago
    
    At least it's to the point.
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      uncle-dave2 months, 1 week ago
      
      You two make a prickly pair!
      
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itsme22 months, 1 week ago

I know I know, I hate needles too!
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  uncle-dave2 months, 1 week ago
  
  That's why I don't knit!
  
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chevydog2 months, 1 week ago

My grandchildren calmly voted NOOOOOO! and ran back into the car. They saw the point, but still didn't like it. No veggies for them tonight, I guess.
When asked about the slippery slope of socialized medicine, they calmly said NOOOOOO!and ran back into the car.
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