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Posted by: ind06 1 month, 1 week ago

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THE ONION NEWS NETWORK - Both candidates are stepping up their efforts to attract crucial 'no values voters' by abusing animals and murdering the elderly.

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    ind061 month, 1 week ago

    The No Values Party boasts several dozen ex-Presidents, over one hundred captains of industry and a Cardinal or two! Join us, be a No Values Voter!

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      BlackoliveNY1 month, 1 week ago

      " No Values Party "

      Good video.

      Yes, your never know:)

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        Beau78901 month, 1 week ago

        This is a CLASSIC. Worth every bit of the trouble it's gonna cause you on this thread when people start arguing over which candidate represents the No Values voters best.

        Let me get that started for you--I was surprised Giuliani didn't do much better in the primaries, given the strength of the No Values contingent.

        You can thank me later. ;-)

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          ind061 month, 1 week ago

          Oh, allow me to thank you now :)

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          tehranchik1 month, 1 week ago

          They could try to re-elect W. for another 4 years.

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            Beeboppin711 month, 1 week ago

            They want a candidate who has the guts to shove a nuclear missile up the rear end of the guy in front of you at the grocery store, who insists on paying his entire grocery bill in pennies and coupons.

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              uncle-dave1 month, 1 week ago

              As long as it doesn't happen in the express lane , I suppose it would be alright.

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              ranchhand1 month, 1 week ago

              Hey , Don't knock pennies. After all it cost a penny and a half to make them. Government decisions marches on.

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              chevydog1 month, 1 week ago

              Both campaigns promise to dispatch minions who will pelt wheelchair-bound elderly people with cream pies.

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              Charlson1 month, 1 week ago

              Now what is the website for Citizens for a Bleaker America? I'm considering joining.

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                itsme21 month, 1 week ago

                Why dont we all go for the no value vote, its better then what we are dealing with now!

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                  blksentra21 month, 1 week ago

                  Wow, what a hell of a twist on the political scene. lol

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                    hefaa11 month, 1 week ago

                    I'm going to vote for the no values candidate 30 or 40 times.

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