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THE ONION NEWS NETWORK - Pausing only to eat, the West Highland white terrier yips and yelps 24 hours a day, according to neighbors.

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    ind062 months, 3 weeks ago

    A newly developed "dog translator" has revealed that Tiffany is saying "Does this bug you?" over and over again.

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    chuck-the-canuck2 months, 3 weeks ago

    For a small fee, I'd be willing to eat that dog.

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      ind062 months, 3 weeks ago

      Twenty bucks?

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    Sloany2 months, 3 weeks ago

    The women in the video says she wants to kill it.

    I would kill the dog. Nothing says shutup like a little cyanide in the food bowl.

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      BronxBomber2 months, 3 weeks ago

      What do we got here? Another "Son of Sam"?

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    Formidable2 months, 3 weeks ago

    A husband and his blonde wife were in bed asleep. About 2 AM they both awoke to the neighbors dog barking extremely loudly...

    After lying there for the next 30 minutes unable to go to sleep, she tells her husband to go do something about the barking dog. He tells her he has tried to tell the dog to be quiet before and the dog always continues to bark!

    There's nothing HE can do...

    After another 15 minutes of barking, in frustration, the blonde wife retorts,"Well, if you won't do anything, I WILL!"

    She jumps out of bed and disappears outside. A few minutes later she is back in bed.

    The husband sat up in bed, and still hears the dog barking. He asks, "I thought you said you could fix the barking problem...I still hear him barking!"

    She replies, "I DID fix the problem! I tied the dog in OUR yard! LET'S SEE HOW THE NEIGHBORS LIKE THAT!"

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    TweekerchickQC2 months, 3 weeks ago

    I have a Pom, she has one of those irritating yippy little barks. But I love her.

    She runs outside, saves us for whatever is out there, then runs back inside and goes about her way quietly.

    Shes a sweet little dog.

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    crespi2 months, 3 weeks ago

    I love dogs but I hate contininous screaming in my head. When this actually happed to me and the neighbor was unresponsive I finally had to use my horrid ways and "destroy" my neighbor's peace of mind the way he had mine. He moved away. Some of my other neighbors thanked me...

    Barking at the mailman, a cat fight or the kid in the alley is all right, just not barking all day at nothing. That defeats the purpose of a watchdog. (I read an account of a hit-man who said it's much easier to kill someone if there is a dog next door who barks day and night. No one notices if the victim starts yelling.) That's no way to have things...

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      Spinward2 months, 3 weeks ago

      The continuous screaming in my head is controlled by medication. FYI

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      chevydog2 months, 3 weeks ago

      The longest contiuing barking in Rapid City history. When you consider the long history of Rapid City, that's saying something. And it broke the old record by something like 6 years! A round of applause--or barking--or whatever!

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        globalwarmer2 months, 3 weeks ago

        Non stop barking dogs can drive a person to heinous acts. Thats all I'm saying.

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          itsme22 months, 3 weeks ago

          And this is why I like big dogs!

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            BronxBomber2 months, 3 weeks ago

            I'd bark too if I lived way out there in the sticks!

            I got a solution, have that family give the dog decaf from now on...

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          rodtemplar2 months, 3 weeks ago

          Remember the Seinfeld episode? Send in Kramer and NEWMAN

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            2sidestoeverything2 months, 3 weeks ago

            I'm sure they could solve the problem the dog just needs get laid that will quite him down at least for a couple of minutes.

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              BronxBomber2 months, 3 weeks ago

              Life's a b*tch, and then it has puppies...

              :o/

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