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Posted By ind06 2 months, 3 weeks ago in Arts & Entertainment
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If the most important issue in the news is an issue of The New Yorker, does that mean banks are OK? That the war is over and we can afford to drive to the grocery store, and afford the groceries? Uncle Jay explains!

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    ind062 months, 3 weeks ago

    Next week, Italian Spiderman Explains the News!

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    cowboygrandpa2 months, 3 weeks ago

    So Bush didn't plumb it right so now things are plummeting.

    Well I never thought he was a good plumber.

    The next thing you know they will let McCain try.

    Hell I'll bet he doesn't even know what a plumb line is.

    We really should get Bush out of office before nothing is plumbed right.

    Good one ind06

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      ind062 months, 3 weeks ago

      Glad you liked it cowboygrandpa :)

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      chevydog2 months, 3 weeks ago

      I'm not so sure that children and farm animals might not have kept us on a better path. But we've got what we've got, no matter what's plummeting. Trust them!

      Thanks Uncle Jay.

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        Bluedragon9122 months, 3 weeks ago

        Are you kidding? This country is effective run by children (masquerading as old fogies) and farm animals (pigs, cows, rats etc).

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        uncle-dave2 months, 3 weeks ago

        If Uncle Jay is right, and he usually is, and the price of gas guzzlers plummets, my timely investments in Stretch Mini Coopers just might pay off!

        It is now possible to get a fully customized Mini, complete with a gold plated shoe horn to help with entering and exiting! These Mini's are stretched from 12 feet to a full 19 feet!

        That's a full 3 inches longer than a 1959 Cadillac Eldorado!

        I'm gonna be RICH!! Woo Hoo!!

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          Beau78902 months, 3 weeks ago

          You'll be even richer if you can add an iPhone to your stretch Mini Cooper!

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        Charlson2 months, 3 weeks ago

        Children and farm animals rule? Sounds about right!

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        chevydog2 months, 3 weeks ago

        I and a friend once took his MiniCooper to a junkyard to find a refrigerator for him--he wanted the liner as a fish tank. We found the refrig; but the only way to get it back to his apartment was to lash the thing on top of the car. An interesting sight going through city streets.

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          uncle-dave2 months, 3 weeks ago

          So your friend took his Mini to get a refrigerator liner for his Minnies. Is that right? ;-)

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          BronxBomber2 months, 3 weeks ago

          Newbies! Welcome to Propeller!

          The land of disappearing/reappearing comments!

          Can Uncle Jay explain that I wonder? Or can "The Italian Spiderman" save the day?

          Maybe they'll both do like E.D. and just "plummet" ....Stay tuned!

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          BronxBomber2 months, 3 weeks ago

          Nah! It'll plummet!

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            ind062 months, 3 weeks ago

            Uncle was explaining it, but then he disappeared.

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